Over the last few months I became a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Sainsbury's for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here ' s how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen. Their large firm young breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It's impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another store, in my case, Tesco. You agree and they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing, and both get completely naked.
Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!
I had my wallet stolen on October the 4th, the 9th, and the 10th, twice on the 15th, once each on the 17th, 20th, 24th, and 29th. Also on November 1st, 4th, 8th, 15th. 21st twice yesterday and very likely again this coming weekend.
P.S. may I suggest that Aldi have wallets on sale for 1.99 each but Lidl have them at 1.75 and look better
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